Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Talk Radio is awesome

Errytime anyone gets into my car, they think that my stereo is set to 590 AM on accident. Its not. I'm an avid talk radio listener and this man is one of the reasons anyone that is around Austin should be as well. Jeff Ward.



This is literally one of the funniest dudes on the radio. While informing you about whats going down in atx, he belittles stupid callers, offers a fairly unbiased view of everything, and most importantly he single handedly brought back the word "skank" by using it quite often. And passionately at that.

Traffic blows here, we know. But next time, instead of Facebook updating about it or honking your horn, hit up KLBJ and laugh at Jeff Ward. 590 AM 3-7 erry weekday.

Video came from http://www.youtube.com/user/590klbj. I sure as hell didnt make it.

Friday, April 15, 2011

WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP ON THE WATER

YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE BOOZE CRUISE v. DubBarge

Tis the season bitchesss. The time to get ignorant whilst afloat is upon us once again. Your favorite atx DJs will be droppin dubstep and hiphop beats, while you eat and increase your BAC to unhealthy levels. 2 boats, fatty speakers, good eats, kegs, jungle drank, bottles, and tons of photos. Shit should be out there, mannnnnn. More details soon.


Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Lub this city v. 2, DaHeBeGeBeeS

While I was out and about tonight, I actually paid attention (won). Started at Peche, which is the best spot in atx if you didn't already know (review comin soon). We started kickin it with Greg, one of the most OG bartenders errer, after a few he invited us to some show down the street at Bar 121. I'll be honest, initially I went just with to humor Greg; ended up finding my new favorite band in ATX.




Literally the dopest mix of reggae, wind instruments, a fuckin bongo, multiple guitars, and a killer mc. The hip hop undertones were enough to get me pumped but the sound of the band and the future Mr. Hendrix on the guitar set me over the edge. If you got $5, hit this, if not, email us and we'll foot the tab next week if you're dope enough. (doubtful, but you should try)

Also, on the way from Peche to 121, we realized that some wonderful citizens of our baller city decided to post up a bunch of old working pianos in random places dtown, bolted them to the ground, AND you're allowed to tag the shit out of  them. Greg shocked us with his skills.


See Greg at Peche Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday.

Catch the DaHeBeGeBeeS at 121 Bar on Tuesday nights from 8-10pm. $5 cover. (we love free at this site but this is wayyyyyy worth it for 5 bucks. (they isnt even payin me.))

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Big Boi Fo Free


Big Boi at Forty Acres Fest
Today, Saturday, Apr 2 7:00 PM
at University of Texas at Austin, Main Mall.

Big Boi will appear at Austin’s annual Forty Acres Fest at main mall tonight.
This shit always has legit acts. I saw The Roots there a few years ago (one of the best shows I've seen), and Girltalk last year, also real dope. During Girltalk I looked around at one point and saw an elementary school group dancing like crazy with the rest of the crowd, beach balls and confetti errywhere, someone making it rain, and drag rats trying to get on stage and failing miserably. Get out there if you can, promises to be ill.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

40 stations to freedom

Apparently they have an idea to put a light train all over my fair city. As long as it doesn't ruin any parks and piss any hippies off, I am all for this plan. It'd help if it wasn't really expensive to ride either. Drunken trips across town quickly in brand new rail cars? Count me the fuck in. 



Monday, March 28, 2011

Mutha Effin Bingo

Tuesday nights should be spent at Union Park for "Mutha Effin Bingo". If you haven't been, you're missing out. Get there around 8 pm, tables get claimed fast and the game starts around 8:30. Free to play, and there are prizes given away after each game and they are always dope.


"Mutha Effin Bingo" Shirts are thrown out at different times during the night as well. If B2 is rolled 2 free beers are gifted to whoever yells the loudest and if a 69 comes up it's a round of free shots for the whole bar. Also anyone who calls a fake bingo will be called a BULLSHITTER and be forced to take a shot of some shitty whiskey. Ties are decided by Rock, Paper, Scissors matches and danceoffs. The girls are hot and numerous and there are $2 beers all night. Get out there, man.


612 West 6th Street Austin, TX 78701 - (512) 478-7275
Open Tue-Sat 4pm-2am; Sun 7pm-2am







Friday, March 25, 2011

Happy Hours Austin, Texas

  • Cipollina West Austin Bistro

1213 W Lynn, Austin, TX 78703
(512) 477-5211






















Chipollina
Yelp Reviews

Half off all small plates & carafes of wine 5 to 6pm daily



  • Malaga Tapas & Bar
440 W 2nd Street, Austin, TX 78701
(512) 236-8020





























Malaga Tapas & Bar 
Yelp Reviews

Half-off selected wines by the glass, $1 off beers, $5 Specialty drinks 
and Martinis. Wine, Beer, or Specialty Drink and Tapa pairings for $8!
5 to 7pm daily 

  • Cru
238 W. 2nd Street, Austin, TX 78701
(512) 472-9463















Half off all appetizers and stone fired pizzas, plus $5 glasses of wine
Monday through Friday 4-6pm 
Half off all bottles of Champagne and sparkling wine
Thursdays (all day)
A third off all bottles of wine
Sunday (all day)


  • Guero's Taco Bar
1412 South Congress, Austin, TX 78704
(512) 447-7688




























Enjoy beer and liquor $0.50 off. As well as $0.25 bean tamales.
3-7pm daily

  • Hudson on Fifth
301 w 5th st, Austin, TX 78701
(512) 895-9567















FREE Crawfish during crawfish season. $2 bud products and $3 sweet tea drinks.
4-9pm

  • Mi Casa Cantina
503 E. 6th Street, Austin, TX 78701
(512) 686-6096













$0.50 Wells, $2.50 Frozen/Rocks Margaritas, $2 Tecate, $2 Modelo, $2 Tequila Shots
6-11pm daily


  • Peche
Peche
208 W. 4th Street, Austin, Texas 78701
            (512) 495-9669      end_of_the_skype_highlighting


















 Select cocktails $5 and select menu items half off
4-6pm daily, Sunday (all day), Monday (all day)

Wale Show at Mohawk




Went to the Wale show at Mohawk last night. It was aight I guess, but not really worth it. Good show/hype but failed to fully deliver for me. Hahah Austin crowds are intense tho, pretty sure he'll use the footage they took on a music video or DVD or some shit. Gimmie some more OFWGKTA live asap and I'll be happy.










free web site traffic and promotion

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Limoncellos with DeVito

If anyone needs me tonight, Ill be with Danny chugging limoncellos until he doses me.

Fader Fort Lineup is out + List of Official Hip Hop Shows

"FADER FORT by FIAT in Austin NEXT WEEK.  Lil B, Odd Future, Jamie XX, Wiz Khalifa,Yelawolf, James Blake, Twin Shadow. If you haven’t already, you can still RSVP right here. Full lineup and a day-by-day schedule are below."



Also this is "THE OFFICIAL LIST" of official SXSW Hip Hop Showcases. All shits subject to change but you knew that.



love this city

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Red Bull Thre3style


They had this at The Belmont last year, real live. Pretty sure there was free food and booze too, unannounced. 

Red Bull Thre3style Basics:

  • An All-Star showcase of seven internationally renowned DJs fighting for the crowd’s favor.
  • A set that MUST contain at least three different musical genres.

Performers:

  • Z-Trip
  • D-JR
  • DJ M-Squared (2010 Red Bull Thre3Style National Champion)
  • DJ QBert
  • Mick Boogie
  • DJ Jazzy Jeff
  • De La Soul (Legendary hip-hop trio)
  • DJ Platurn

Date and Time:

  • March 19, 2011
  • Doors open at 8:00 PM

Location:

The Streets of Austin’s Warehouse District
4th & Colorado

Dom Mazzetti vs. Parties


"I cut it with protein powder. Its mostly protein powder. Ok its all protein powder. Buying coke is harder then I thought."

In the Air

havent gotten into mac miller much, this is clean tho



props to goose for the video tip 

Lose Control Party


Tons of DJs and bands, free drinks, no RSVP required, just show up and try to get in.

Facebook event page has more artists listed: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=149741788418209

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

27 places with open bars during sxsw

Props to the well bodied azn broad that linked me to this

Click to enlarge, the ones that are bold are the ones I'm looking forward to.



Multiple Days


Pure Volume House
March 11–20 • Various times
Open bar

MidCoast Takeover
Fri-Sat, March 18–19 • 2pm-2am • The Liberty
Free beer 
 


Sunday, March 13
 


Do512/LiveStrong Social Hour
6-10 pm • The Highball
Free food & drinks


Fast Society House Party
7-10 pm
Free drinks by Patron


Monday, March 14
 


Village Voice Interactive Party
10pm-2am • Paradise on 6th
Open bar, free to the public


Tuesday, March 15
 


Art Disaster #12
8pm–2am • Beauty Bar
Free drinks for the first hour

kNerd Launch Party5pm-2am • Skinny’s Ballroom
Free drinks

Voltron Party
6-8pm (VIP); 8pm-2am • Kung Fu Saloon
Free drinks + swag

Conflict Of Interest — Hosted By Oxygen & The Syndicate
7pm-2am • Pure Volume House
Free booze… and books


Wednesday, March 16
 


San Diego Invades Austin
12-6pm • Lustre Pearl
Free tacos and beer

Eventbrite Party
1-7pm • Empire Auto
Free Dos Equis and Firefly Vodka

Ranch X Chicken Ranch
12-5:30pm • Elysium
Free BBQ

IAMSOUND Showcase
11am–6:30pm • Shangri-la
Free Sailor Jerry Rum



Thursday, March 17 
Open bar + free nachos

Brooklyn BBQ Showcase
11am • Hotel Vegas
Free beer & BBQ

High Five! Party! Party!
11am-6pm • Elysium
Free drinks + food
Note: You have to “Like” their Facebook page to get on the list 


Friday, March 18
 


SpokesBuzz Fort Collins
10:30am-6pm • The 512
Free New Belgium Beer, margaritas and food

AV Club Austin’s March Into Softness 
RSVP EMAIL:
 avclubRSVP@theonion.com
Noon-6pm • Mohawk
Free beer + Starbucks


MOKB Glitter Taco Smoosh Party
12-8pm • Peckerheads
Free drinks + tacos



Vanguard and Sugar Hill Records SXSW Day Party
12-6pm • The Belmont
Free drinks, swag

Rhapsody Rocks Austin
12-6pm • Club De Ville
Free beer; RSVP includes a +1


Saturday, March 19 


MPress Fest
12-5pm • SoHo Lounge
Free food, drinks and giveaways

The Axis of Audio and Knuckle Rumbler Present … 
12-8pm • Peckerheads
Free drinks +tacos



Red Bull Party RSVPs

Text "BPM" to 728-55, theyll text you back prompting you to reply with your First and Last name. Do it. Now youre on the BPM party list, plus red bull seems to be sending texts out with locations of other parties as they happen.

The sxsw Red Bull parties are always dope. Last year I got to meet Bun B at a Red Bull DJ event, which was awesome in itself, and being sheenfaced off free red bull and vokka didnt hurt either.

Masked Ball at Suite 101 with Zeale and Rapid Ric tonight


Suite 101 has a mardi gras party tonight. Rapid Ric on the tables and guest host ZEALE. Chances are he'll prolly spit a few lines.
Shits freeee too.

WWW.BOOTHPIMPS.COM
WWW.ZEALERAPZ.COM
WWW.SUITE101AUSTIN.COM

fader fort rsvps is open




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Monday, March 7, 2011

Best list I've found so far



Best list ive found hands down. Its catagorized by day and tells you where all the open bars/free food events are, tells you where to rsvp and whether its already full or not. boom. rsvp to errythang.

twitter southby party list 1

http://twitter.com/SXSWPartyList#

really good list of sxsw parties and events via twitter via my brother. rsvp to errythang.